Smithson vs Curious – The Ones That Got Away
So I was wondering the other day whether there were any women out there who were as ‘unlucky in love’ as I appear to be, when I stumbled across this … Continue reading
His friends call him Nova. As in…
Casanova. Womanizer. Lothario. Clearly words that you wouldn’t use to describe me. But over the years I’ve had the pleasure of observing some true masters at work. And my pick … Continue reading
Smithson vs Girl Seule – The Threesome
When you’ve watched as much porn as I have, there are certain things you inevitably want to experience for yourself. And for me – and I imagine many guys – … Continue reading
Third time’s a charm, right?
So after the sights, sounds, smells (and furious masturbation) of Africa, it was on to South America. And having ‘almost joined’ the mile high club with a Danish girl I’d … Continue reading
You call that a cock block? This is…
The following is a genuine email exchange that took place between me and the Frat-Pack towards the end of my trip to Africa in ’12. … Forwarded conversation Subject: Last … Continue reading
How to STAY single in your 30s
MODERN DAY DATING TIPS FOR THE SINGLE MAN They say: “Don’t worry. You’ll find someone soon, I know it.” “You should meet my friend. She’ll be perfect for you.” “Hang … Continue reading
Order the hot wings before your date
Since separating from my ex-wife, I’ve only really ‘dated’ one girl. Really? But you seem like such a catch Sean. I know, right? Okay, so I get that a large part … Continue reading
Totally misread the situation
I knew from the first moment I saw her that Catherine and I were going to end up sleeping with one another. Assuming we both got offered jobs of course. … Continue reading
The Office Inbetweener 