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Category Archives: Relationship Dos & DONTS

Smithson vs Curious – The Ones That Got Away

So I was wondering the other day whether there were any women out there who were as ‘unlucky in love’ as I appear to be, when I stumbled across this … Continue reading

25th February 14 · 68 Comments

His friends call him Nova. As in…

Casanova. Womanizer. Lothario. Clearly words that you wouldn’t use to describe me. But over the years I’ve had the pleasure of observing some true masters at work. And my pick … Continue reading

15th February 14 · 86 Comments

Smithson vs Girl Seule – The Threesome

When you’ve watched as much porn as I have, there are certain things you inevitably want to experience for yourself. And for me – and I imagine many guys – … Continue reading

7th February 14 · 97 Comments

Third time’s a charm, right?

So after the sights, sounds, smells (and furious masturbation) of Africa, it was on to South America. And having ‘almost joined’ the mile high club with a Danish girl I’d … Continue reading

5th February 14 · 75 Comments

You call that a cock block? This is…

The following is a genuine email exchange that took place between me and the Frat-Pack towards the end of my trip to Africa in ’12. … Forwarded conversation Subject: Last … Continue reading

3rd February 14 · 95 Comments

How to STAY single in your 30s

MODERN DAY DATING TIPS FOR THE SINGLE MAN They say: “Don’t worry. You’ll find someone soon, I know it.” “You should meet my friend. She’ll be perfect for you.” “Hang … Continue reading

1st February 14 · 122 Comments

Order the hot wings before your date

Since separating from my ex-wife, I’ve only really ‘dated’ one girl. Really? But you seem like such a catch Sean. I know, right? Okay, so I get that a large part … Continue reading

16th January 14 · 200 Comments

Totally misread the situation

I knew from the first moment I saw her that Catherine and I were going to end up sleeping with one another. Assuming we both got offered jobs of course. … Continue reading

27th November 13 · 70 Comments