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If you having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

BUT AT LEAST YOU’RE NOT SEAN SMITHSON OUCH! If writing a book was hard, trying to get it noticed is about 100 times worse. So when aspiring rapper, #1 Jay-Z … Continue reading

25th June 14 · 88 Comments

How to get more Followers in 5 Easy steps

Another guide from some arsehole, whose opinion you never asked for Congratulations, you’ve started a blog. And although you’re churning out some fantastic material, no one seems to give a … Continue reading

17th March 14 · 396 Comments

NO Planes, Trains & Automobiles

As one of the newbies at the FIRM, I was keen to attend every social gathering going; even Friday night drinks with the old-timers. One guy in particular, Big Fat … Continue reading

10th March 14 · 159 Comments

What I’d like to say to my father one day

My father was born and raised in Jaffna; a small, Tamil town in northern Sri Lanka. And like many Tamils of his generation, he was determined to leave from an … Continue reading

9th March 14 · 174 Comments

Smithson vs Curious – The Ones That Got Away

So I was wondering the other day whether there were any women out there who were as ‘unlucky in love’ as I appear to be, when I stumbled across this … Continue reading

25th February 14 · 68 Comments

Sex acronyms, Tax services and a Canadian Beaver

I know what you’re all thinking… WHAT the fuck is this post going to be about? Well, it’s another classic Frat-Pack email exchange but in order to fully appreciate it, … Continue reading

25th February 14 · 92 Comments

The Heist – Part I

We ALL do stupid things when drunk. Admittedly some more so than others but the common factor every time is that it always seems to make perfect sense. … One … Continue reading

25th February 14 · 99 Comments

The Heist – Part II

Read Part I here Of course, the whole gift gesture was supposed to be a surprise but after a quick assessment of the lamp, I realised that this was no … Continue reading

25th February 14 · 104 Comments

His friends call him Nova. As in…

Casanova. Womanizer. Lothario. Clearly words that you wouldn’t use to describe me. But over the years I’ve had the pleasure of observing some true masters at work. And my pick … Continue reading

15th February 14 · 86 Comments

What? A story that’s not about sex?

For those of you that are new to the site or just haven’t read ‘the Lead’, I’m Tamil (Sri Lankan). Why is this relevant? Well a reader from Canada said … Continue reading

14th February 14 · 126 Comments

Negotiating with Hookers – The Second Golden Rule

# 2 – Always heed caution if the one hour price (or pro rata equivalent) is less than £100. If they are willing to service you for less, they must … Continue reading

13th February 14 · 82 Comments

How much?

Throughout my life I have been fortunate enough to have been surrounded by some very funny guys. But for me, the smartest cat of them all has to be T-Money. … Continue reading

12th February 14 · 111 Comments