The Book
How to Lose a Girl in 10 Ways
Words from a Wonderfully Woeful Womaniser
“I sort of want to hate you, but you’re so refreshingly direct it’s brilliant. London ladies better watch out.”
“Your adventures never cease to amuse and disgust me at the same time. And yet as a single lady, I continue to be intrigued as to how bad it would actually be to sleep with you.”
“Funniest thing I’ve read in years. If this didn’t actually happen, this guy is a genius!”
Some guys are just lucky with women. Others create their own luck. And then there are those who seemingly make all the RIGHT moves and say all the RIGHT things, yet still end up going home alone.
Whether it’s with colleagues, perfect strangers or even hookers! Something always seems to go wrong. Well I’m THAT guy. And these are my stories.
I mean c’mon, who wants to read about the guy who always GETS the girl?
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Paperback available from Amazon (UK only), The Book Depository (free worldwide P&P), Troubador Publishing and most online book retailers (UK).
Or download the eBook from Amazon (Kindle), Barnes & Noble (Nook), Google Play, iTunes, or The Kobo Store.
If you’re a fan of the blog, you won’t be disappointed. But don’t take my word for it…
“Being an arse shouldn’t be this much fun.”
43 comments on “The Book”
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Can’t wait for the ebook to read on my kobo 🙂
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Ah Mr Nugs, you’re alive!
Thanks man, hopefully you won’t be disappointed. And thanks for the quote too.
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So I know it’s almost three months later… Sorry. But you should be able to download a Kobo compatible version straight from the publisher’s site:
http://www.troubador.co.uk/book_info.asp?bookid=2657
Hope you enjoy it mate.
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Hi Sean,
I remember you as a 3 year old going to the zoo with us in Sri Lanka. You were so little and now you are so mature and writing your own book!!
Please let me know how I can go about ordering a hard copy.
All the best with this!!
Best Regards,
David
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Mate, awesome to hear from you! Presumably Vic or Peter told you about the site? Still gutted that I missed you in Melbourne. I only found out you were there when I got to Canberra…
Ha. I don’t know about ‘so mature’ but thanks man. You can grab a copy of the paperback on pre-order from that Book Depository link above. Hope you like it. And don’t tell mum what’s inside!
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Ack! You wrote a book! A book! Congratulations. I’m ordering in Amazon right now. Thanks for everything, Sean. Would live to meet you in person some day. Much love from Brooklyn! xoxo
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Ditto. If. Sorry, when I make it back to NYC, we’re definitely going out for drinks.
And thanks so much. I’m just waiting to hear back from the publisher about a small detail but there’s a strong possibility it’ll go to print later today. Meaning it could be with you by the end of next week! Hope it doesn’t disappoint.
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Where is the like button?? 😕
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Sorry man. I only have them activated on my stories. But thanks.
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You got my point. That’s enough. 😀
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So… tempted to pick up a copy..?
Too soon? Yeah, too soon. Sorry.
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Haha. Of course I am mate. 🙂
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Oh really? Shit, that’s awesome. Cheers man. I really appreciate it!
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Cheers… 😀
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this is friggin awesome! congratulations dude, im going to pick me up a copy. bravo!!
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Thanks a lot Broseph. I really appreciate the support. Not just now but also back when I was trying to get it off the ground.
Hopefully it won’t disappoint!
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O.k, I did what you told, I shared it with my chumbs on twitter.
Chumbs…only the Brit´s can come up with a name like that. It even sounds like a compliment. The Brit´s, only you can insult people and make it sound classy.
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Thanks man, I really appreciate that. Though believe me, I’m definitely not trying to insult anyone!
Expecting the eBook draft this week. Fingers crossed you won’t have to wait much longer…
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Looking forward for the e-book, lets have a taste of laughter by my man! Mr. Sean.
I know your not trying to insult anyone, the thing is that I always thought that in the way some British people, some, speak with a somewhat poetic tone the insults sound as compliments 🙂
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Ah OK. I totally get what you’re saying now man.
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Can you write the other way?? 😉 LOL !!! How about “How to lose a guy in 10 days” – i will be ur first buyer 😀
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My title was actually completely based on that film! And I’m afraid I only specialise in screwing things up with women… Though you may find that you still enjoy the content?
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Cool!!! I will grab a copy 🙂 deal !!!! So if someone tries those tricks on me i can kick the hell out that freaking idiot 😉
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Yeah, I’m not sure there are too many men out there who think the same as me so I imagine you should be just fine.
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Here u go wrong!!! All are equally irritating!! M soon gonna volunteer for “be single always” 🙂 🙂 !!!!
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Oh. And thank you by the way!
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I am going to get this. Question: will it fit behind a copy of Ulysses? Because I’m supervising exams this summer and I’m going to be super bored. Although I’m afraid I’ll giggle. A lot. But I’m laughing with you. With you. Ahem.
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Ha. Trust me Janey, you’ll definitely be laughing AT me. And guess what? They’re finally being delivered to people tomorrow!
As for your question; I actually think it will do. But maybe it isn’t the best thing to read in the presence of students..?
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Go you! And yeah, you’re probably right but exam supervision is so boring. I once confiscated a student’s ps3 and then proceeded to play it for the rest of the exam. Super teacher.
Anyway, the book looks great, I can’t wait to read it.
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Thanks Janey. I have a feeling you’ll enjoy it! Oh and it will definitely fit inside a copy of Ulysses.
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I’m strongly tempted! If I read it I’ll think of heaps more ways, of course. Mind you I never get rid of a guy if he’s cute, no matter how annoying he is.
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Well the eBook really shouldn’t be much longer now if price/convenience is a deciding factor? And regarding the number of ways; believe me I have about 90 more up my sleeve. I just picked the worst 10. Or should that be the best..?
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Review written, bitch! They’ll post it when they have reviewed it? Like they really read all that crap.
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Thanks, Bitch! I really appreciate it. Just had a look and nothing is there. So apparently they might actually read the stuff..?
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Oh dear Lord…let’s hope not! I totally enclosed a picture of my boobs!
(no….no, I didn’t)
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Ha. It came through and I love it. Thank you. It probably got held up because you mentioned tits! Should’ve just gone with the picture Megan…
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I know…I know…no respect whatsoever for my mind.
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Definitely adding your book to my to-read list. 🙂
Congratulations!!
Best,
Marcia
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Thank you, Marcia. I hope it doesn’t disappoint.
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