The Heist – Part I
We ALL do stupid things when drunk. Admittedly some more so than others but the common factor every time is that it always seems to make perfect sense. … One … Continue reading
The Heist – Part II
Read Part I here Of course, the whole gift gesture was supposed to be a surprise but after a quick assessment of the lamp, I realised that this was no … Continue reading
If you having girl problems, I feel bad for you son
BUT AT LEAST YOU’RE NOT SEAN SMITHSON OUCH! If writing a book was hard, trying to get it noticed is about 100 times worse. So when aspiring rapper, #1 Jay-Z … Continue reading
How to get more Followers in 5 Easy steps
Another guide from some arsehole, whose opinion you never asked for Congratulations, you’ve started a blog. And although you’re churning out some fantastic material, no one seems to give a … Continue reading
NO Planes, Trains & Automobiles
As one of the newbies at the FIRM, I was keen to attend every social gathering going; even Friday night drinks with the old-timers. One guy in particular, Big Fat … Continue reading
What I’d like to say to my father one day
My father was born and raised in Jaffna; a small, Tamil town in northern Sri Lanka. And like many Tamils of his generation, he was determined to leave from an … Continue reading
Smithson vs Curious – The Ones That Got Away
So I was wondering the other day whether there were any women out there who were as ‘unlucky in love’ as I appear to be, when I stumbled across this … Continue reading
Sex acronyms, Tax services and a Canadian Beaver
I know what you’re all thinking… WHAT the fuck is this post going to be about? Well, it’s another classic Frat-Pack email exchange but in order to fully appreciate it, … Continue reading
His friends call him Nova. As in…
Casanova. Womanizer. Lothario. Clearly words that you wouldn’t use to describe me. But over the years I’ve had the pleasure of observing some true masters at work. And my pick … Continue reading
What? A story that’s not about sex?
For those of you that are new to the site or just haven’t read ‘the Lead’, I’m Tamil (Sri Lankan). Why is this relevant? Well a reader from Canada said … Continue reading
Negotiating with Hookers – The Second Golden Rule
# 2 – Always heed caution if the one hour price (or pro rata equivalent) is less than £100. If they are willing to service you for less, they must … Continue reading
How much?
Throughout my life I have been fortunate enough to have been surrounded by some very funny guys. But for me, the smartest cat of them all has to be T-Money. … Continue reading
The Office Inbetweener 